Book Review: Part Three in the White Trash Zombie Series

White Trash Zombie Apocalypse by Diana Rowland
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Angel really comes into herself here, only 10 months since she was turned from a white trash no future junkie to a more than capable woman with actual friends and plans for her future.
Angel is working hard at the morgue and studying hard for her GED, its been 10 months since she was turned into a zombie. She's delt with a lot in that short amount of time but things seem to have settled down, but now there is a zombie movie being filmed in Tucker Point, High School Zombie Apocalypse!! (yes that's with two !), but things are not as settled down as they seem. Uncle Pietro's Zombie Mafia is still in serious opposition to Saberton Corp and they are both up to something new. Is it possible to make a brain alternative that will satisfy the parasite? And what is Angels Zombie Baby, Philip, doing back in town?
Loved it from the get go to the very end.

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Graphic Novel Review: Mouse Guard

Mouse Guard: Legends of the Guard, Vol. 1 by David Petersen
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

OMG! Cute and epic!
Mouse guard is about little mice and their epic struggle to survive in a cruel world where they are at the bottom of the food chain. The amazing Guard protect the other mice from the most dangerous of enemies.
Legends of the guard takes us into a tavern where the hostess is running a competition, the best tale wins his debt cleared. Guard mice tell tales of heroism, romance and mystery.

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Growing Up Blonde

One day a little blonde girl found out she was actually a stupid blonde slut.
She found this out through her father who delighted in telling everyone he knew
Then one day one of her dads friends cornered the stupid blonde slut
He wanted to know what colour her pubes were and knew a slut wouldn't mind
But stupid blonde slut did mind and dodged the man and ran away
The man made one more attempt at stupid blonde slut that night but she stayed safe away
The next day stupid blonde slut fled out of reach, her virginity intact
Stupid blonde slut knew she'd been lucky but needed to loose her virginity before it was too late
Eventually stupid blonde slut lost her virginity willingly
Which was lucky as inevitably with all stupid blonde sluts she didn't always get away

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